Episode 13
KEEEEEEEEEEYS!!!
That’s our little key zombie. I’m pretty sure that all toddlers go through the key obsession phase. Our little one has never been content with those plastic keys. If he hears something jingle in your pocket or purse, the eyes roll back red and he stretches out his arms chanting, “Keeeeeeys!” Slowly he waddles up to you, still chanting, and you know that it’s all over…you’ll never see your keys again.
(que Vincent Price-esque laugh)
